Poirot when he’s stir crazy from not working on a case: How did three pieces of orange peel end up in my umbrella stand? I must investigate this anomaly!
Sherlock Holmes when he’s stir crazy from not working on a case: I should become a criminal mastermind
All ailments should be as easily solvable as scurvy, “oh fuck i feel like shit, lemme suck a lemon for a bit” and boom all better, which fruit cures the gnawing exhaustion that weighs heavy upon my bones since childhood?
